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Monday, November 24, 2014

If I Took Over The World...


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It's mine, all mine.


If I succeeded at world, then I would probably...

  • ...silence all those dogs in my neighborhood that won't shut up.
  • ...hire someone to give me superpowers like telepathy.
  • ...get bored and give it back after a couple of months.
  • If I didn't get bored, I would set up a guy everybody thinks is the boss but is really a puppet.
  • ...get him to do this by seducing him.
  • ...have a kid or two by him.
  • ...marry off these children to a spouse who won't screw everything up.
  • ...retire after this.

So what would you do if the entire world was yours?


© 2014 by M.R.R.

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